themattsmith:

Why Doesn’t MTV Play Music Videos Anymore?

This is so fucking spot on that it hurts to laugh at.

Monday Nov 11 @ 11:40am
114,051 plays

iforgetnothing:

Technically I’m Homeless

Monday Nov 11 @ 11:40am

Monday Oct 10 @ 06:35am
Monday Oct 10 @ 06:35am

Went out for the first time in months last night. Drank too much. Had fun. But this hangover…..

Saturday Oct 10 @ 07:13am
erospainter:

Boo
I am all out of candy
all I have is all you can eat cherry treats..

erospainter:

Boo

I am all out of candy

all I have is all you can eat cherry treats..

Saturday Oct 10 @ 07:13am
eclisi:

oh yum

eclisi:

oh yum

Thursday Oct 10 @ 04:06pm
Unusual Words

cirquedelavie:

Abderian: Given to incessant or idiotic laughter

Adoxography: Skilled writing on an unimportant subject

Aeolist: A pompous windy bore who pretends to have inspiration

Agelast: A person who never laughs

Agerasia: The state of looking younger than one actually is

Alphamegamia: The marriage between a young woman and an older man

Anopisthography: The practice of writing on one side of the paper

Apodyopsis: The act of mentally undressing someone

Basorexia: An overwhelming desire to neck or kiss

Bathykolpian: Deep-bosomed

Blandiloquent: Speaking in a flattering or ingratiating manner

Brevirostrate: Having a short nose

Brontide: The low rumble of distant thunder

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Monday Oct 10 @ 11:49am
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pinkprocrastinations:

loveforeversmilealways:

arcfrankensign:

oh gOD THE PERFECTION OF THIS I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT AND I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY PIZZA

This is perfect. I just…….it’s perfection.

Monday Oct 10 @ 11:46am

Kristen Stewart being Kristen Stewart.

Monday Oct 10 @ 11:44am
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