Why Doesn’t MTV Play Music Videos Anymore?
This is so fucking spot on that it hurts to laugh at.
Technically I’m Homeless
Went out for the first time in months last night. Drank too much. Had fun. But this hangover…..
I am all out of candy
all I have is all you can eat cherry treats..
Abderian: Given to incessant or idiotic laughter
Adoxography: Skilled writing on an unimportant subject
Aeolist: A pompous windy bore who pretends to have inspiration
Agelast: A person who never laughs
Agerasia: The state of looking younger than one actually is
Alphamegamia: The marriage between a young woman and an older man
Anopisthography: The practice of writing on one side of the paper
Apodyopsis: The act of mentally undressing someone
Basorexia: An overwhelming desire to neck or kiss
Blandiloquent: Speaking in a flattering or ingratiating manner
Brevirostrate: Having a short nose
Brontide: The low rumble of distant thunder
oh gOD THE PERFECTION OF THIS I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT AND I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY PIZZA
This is perfect. I just…….it’s perfection.
Kristen Stewart being Kristen Stewart.